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What's your Catchphrase

accio-serotonin:

endertrain:

de-arimasu:

sherrod-queefer:

Grace’s catchphrase is: I will rule the world!

Ash’s catchphrase is: All of the homo.

Waspy’s catchphrase is: Catchphrase? lol. what catchphrase.

Molly’s catchphrase is: Yeah ●●●● you too.

Holly’s catchphrase is: No homo.

RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR SAYS: 28, 37, 40, 69, 70, and 91

I LOVE YOU <3

28 What was the last thing that made you laugh? - That Tina Fey joke I just told you. Amazing to me.

37 Do you believe in love at first sight? - Not really. I believe in attraction at first sight, absolutely, but not love. Love, to me, comes when you get to know someone well.

40 Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - Because he’s a wonderful blithering idiot, and I love him with my whole heart, despite his fuck ups. Also, I really like kissing.

69 Ever take dance lessons? - Yes, for the entirety of my childhood. I was not very good.

70 Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - For some reason I’ve always pictured having a spouse with a job they could do from home. A writer would be either an adept or terrible fit for me, an editor, with current experience leaning towards adept.

91 Best room for a fireplace? - EVERY room. We made s’mores in ours last night with straightened coat hangers. It was awesome.

Let's get weird

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

7. What happened tonight?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

9. Is confidence cute?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

18. The last time you felt broken?

19. Have you had sex today?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

21. Are you in a good mood?

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

34. Listening to?

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

49. Do you dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65. Nike or Adidas?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74. What is your favorite book?

75. Do you study better with or without music?

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

79. What was the last concert you saw?

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

82. Favorite type of cookie?

83. Can you swim well?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85. Are you patient?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

92. Do you want to get married?

bb is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

ys.

"

Regret nothing. Not the cruel novels you read to the end just to find out who killed the cook.

Not the insipid movies that made you cry in the dark, in spite of your intelligence, your sophistication.

Not the lover you left quivering in a hotel parking lot, the one you beat to the punchline, the door, or the one who left you in your red dress and shoes, the ones that crimped your toes, don’t regret those.

Not the nights you called god names and cursed your mother, sunk like a dog in the livingroom couch, chewing your nails and crushed by loneliness.

You were meant to inhale those smoky nights over a bottle of flat beer, to sweep stuck onion rings across the dirty restaurant floor, to wear the frayed coat with its loose buttons, its pockets full of struck matches.

You’ve walked those streets a thousand times and still you end up here. Regret none of it, not one of the wasted days you wanted to know nothing, when the lights from the carnival rides were the only stars you believed in, loving them for their uselessness, not wanting to be saved.

You’ve traveled this far on the back of every mistake, ridden in dark-eyed and morose but calm as a house after the TV set has been pitched out the upstairs window. Harmless as a broken ax. Emptied of expectation. Relax.

Don’t bother remembering any of it.

Let’s stop here, under the lit sign on the corner, and watch all the people walk by.

"

- 'Antilamentation' by Dorianne Laux

astoryforsupper:

Be careful of the curse that falls on young lovers, starts so soft and sweet, and turns them to hunters.

(via astoryforsupper-deactivated2011)